Finally, the first biting political spoof from Saturday Night Live in a while: the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock explains to a student how he becomes a law, only to be violently beat up by Barack Obama and his new best friend, “Executive Order.” | Even then, the poor Executive Order still thinks he’s used for simple things, like declaring holidays and creating national parks, until Obama informs him that he’s going to be used to grant amnesty to 5 million undocumented immigrants.

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The grand jury in the Ferguson case is drawing near a decision. Here are five things to consider about their work. | (CNN) — The signs pointed to the grand jury drawing near a decision as to whether Ferguson police Officer Darren Wilson will be charged with a crime for fatally shooting Michael Brown. | But word leaked out Saturday that when the Missouri grand jury wrapped up its session Friday, it’s hadn’t wrapped up the case. The 12 grand jurors will meet again Monday, sources said.

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Manny Pacquiao will return to the ring where he will defend his WBO Welterweight title against Chris Algieri in China. | We’ll email you a reset link. | If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead. | We’ll email it to you. | You must be a member of to participate. | We have our own Community Guidelines at You should read them. | Choose an available username to complete sign up.

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The University of Virginia is suspending fraternities following magazine article on rape allegation. | (CNN) — The University of Virginia is suspending all fraternities and associated parties until January 9 following a Rolling Stone magazine article that described a student’s account of being gang raped and her frustration at trying to bring her alleged attackers to accountability.

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Imagine owning a pet that doesn’t need to be trained, walked, fed or groomed ever. That’s exactly what California ad executive Gary Dahl was after when he came up with pet rocks in 1975. Tired of the hassle and responsibility that came with animate house pets, Dahl developed a toy concept that was 1% product and 99% marketing genius: a garden-variety rock, packaged in a comfy cardboard shipping crate, complete with straw for the rock’s comfort and holes so it could breathe during transport.

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They didn’t see a comedian. They saw the “king of the world.” | Long before there was a Dr. Cliff Huxtable, before rumpled sweaters and a collective anointing as America’s dad, Bill Cosby was magnified a hundredfold in the eyes of the young models and actresses he pulled into his orbit. For them, he embodied the hippest of the 1960s and ’70s Hollywood scene, a mega-star with the power to make somebodies out of nobodies.

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